poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via heliolisk)

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

darkminho:

checking your phone in the middle of the night

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(Source: gaynewt, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via circumcising)

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clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

(Source: sharksylph, via zachavoc)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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tatted-clifford:

"Talk dirty to me"

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(Source: lavandermichael, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

chrisissippi:

the prophecy

chrisissippi:

the prophecy

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

epicleicaness:

Ahahaha! Epic. 

(Source: boootygod, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

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