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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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wanderersandaliens:

mygayshoes:

brendonboydburie:

only 100 in 5 weeks

man her game is weak

That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.

That’s 2.8 episodes a day.

I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.

*tumblr collectively laughs*

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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xv7:

when u and ur dawgs get lost tryna find the function

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

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bellecosby:

s4ndy:

jadethemerman:

Serving looks

woah!

fuck it up bitch!!

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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burgrs:

why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 

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bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

bagelbrother:

You know those pictures of people holding Starbucks or bottles of water on this website well this should be the new trend

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