heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

image

(via allmonds)

sakuraoogami:

tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me

(Source: tamakomarket-deactivated23445, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

totheinternetandbeyond:

I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home

(via allmonds)

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

(Source: djabaum, via heliolisk)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

(via i-suck-dick)

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

(via fasterfood)

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

(via i-suck-dick)

pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

image

a BIG FUCKING FROG

(via heliolisk)

(Source: zay4ik, via cumsock)

idioticteen:

Lorde is 17 and just won 2 Grammys I’m 21 and I spilled yogurt on my chest this morning 

(via heliolisk)